Nick Begich pays tearful homage to his “friend and hero Don Young”
April 18, 2022
In a press conference Monday, Nick Begich tearfully remembered his “great friend and hero Don Young.” Begich, who co-chaired Young’s 2020 campaign, effusively praised…
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Governor Dunleavy and Alaska Legislature send letter to Vladimir Putin requesting expanded European invasion
The Landfill March 27, 2023
According to a letter leaked to the Alaska Landmine, Governor Mike Dunleavy (R – Alaska) and all all but one member of the Alaska Legislature have sent a letter to Russian President Vladimir Putin requesting that he expand his invasion of Ukraine to other European countries in order to raise the price of oil and help fix Alaska’s soaring…
Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson declares December “ski or sled to work month”
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December 16, 2022
Girdwood Board of Supervisors institutes caste system for residents and workers
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December 8, 2022
Joe Gerace announces new position at Gerace University following departure from Anchorage Health Department
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August 24, 2022
Mayor Bronson appoints Dustin Darden head of Anchorage water utility
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In a surprising move earlier today, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson announced the appointment of 16-time failed candidate Dustin Darden to head Anchorage Water and…
From Russia, with love (and China and Saudi Arabia)
Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Mohammed bin Salman November 6, 2021
Dear President Joe Biden:
As your fellow world leaders, we apologize for not writing sooner to congratulate you on your record-setting victory last November and…
Alaska Landmine to launch new Landmine Health section
The Landfill August 5, 2021
The Alaska Landmine is excited to announce the launch of a new section called Landmine Health. The section will focus on educating readers on…
Senate Rules Committee introduces bill to change Sen. Lora Reinbold’s name to Karen Reinbold
The Landfill April 23, 2021
The Senate Rules Committee has introduced a bill to officially change Senator Lora Reinbold’s (R – Eagle River) name to Karen Reinbold. Senator Gary…
Zack Fields to open fair trade, organic women’s sweatpants boutique in Juneau
The Landfill February 28, 2021
In the aftermath of a bizarre floor speech from Representative Zack Fields (D – Anchorage), in which he wished Representative Sara Rasmussen (R –…
Senator Reinbold proposes massive funding increase to Alaska Marine Highway
The Landfill December 17, 2020
In a surprising move, Eagle River Republican Senator Lora Reinbold introduced a bill to increase funding for the Alaska Marine Highway by 3,000%. According…
Alaska Republicans hold socially distanced game night fundraiser
The Landfill October 5, 2020
With the general election less than a month away, Alaska Republicans held a raucous socially distanced game night fundraiser on the Kenai Peninsula to…
White Alaska Young Democrats quit group to make room for marginalized members
The Landfill September 14, 2020
In a surprising move, all white and white-passing members of the Alaska Young Democrats (AYD) resigned from the group en-masse last week. As one…
Pravda awards Suzanne Downing ‘Excellence in Journalism’ award
The Landfill August 4, 2020
For the first time since its inception in 1912, Russia’s state-owned newspaper Pravda has awarded an American, Suzanne Downing, their coveted Excellence in Journalism…
Surviving Anchorage
The Landfill May 1, 2020
You may have recently seen a video from the Anchorage Downtown Partnership titled "We Are Downtown." We thought it was an awesome video but...
ASRC reduces workforce to preserve multi-million dollar executive compensation
The Landfill April 16, 2020
Facing the economic impacts of the COVID-19 pandemic, Arctic Slope Regional Corporation (ASRC) recently announced a series of massive layoffs in order to preserve…
Senator Micciche pledges one year supply of alcohol for legislature if they pass SB 52
The Landfill March 27, 2020
In a daring last minute move, Senator Peter Micciche (R – Soldotna) has pledged a one year supply of alcohol to all members of…
House Republicans unveil new fiscal plan: pray for high oil prices
The Landfill March 23, 2020
Following a crash in oil prices and the collapse of the stock market, House Republicans have unveiled a new fiscal plan: pray for high…
Legislative aide fired for only washing hands for 19 seconds
The Landfill March 6, 2020
Amid growing concern in the Capitol about the spread of the novel coronavirus, known as COVID-19, a legislative aide has been dismissed for only…