The Landfill - Humor, Satire, and Parody

Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson declares December “ski or sled to work month”

The Landfill   December 16, 2022

At a sparsely-attended press conference on the Park Strip, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson announced that his office had declared December “ski or sled to work month.” According to Bronson, roads and sidewalks will be minimally plowed or remain buried under giant snowdrifts in order to encourage residents to engage in healthier forms of wintertime transportation. “We saw this coming,” said…

Mayor Bronson appoints Dustin Darden head of Anchorage water utility

the Landfill   December 15, 2021

In a surprising move earlier today, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson announced the appointment of 16-time failed candidate Dustin Darden to head Anchorage Water and…

From Russia, with love (and China and Saudi Arabia)

Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Mohammed bin Salman   November 6, 2021

Dear President Joe Biden: As your fellow world leaders, we apologize for not writing sooner to congratulate you on your record-setting victory last November and…

Alaska Landmine to launch new Landmine Health section

The Landfill   August 5, 2021

The Alaska Landmine is excited to announce the launch of a new section called Landmine Health. The section will focus on educating readers on…

Senate Rules Committee introduces bill to change Sen. Lora Reinbold’s name to Karen Reinbold

The Landfill   April 23, 2021

The Senate Rules Committee has introduced a bill to officially change Senator Lora Reinbold’s (R – Eagle River) name to Karen Reinbold. Senator Gary…

Zack Fields to open fair trade, organic women’s sweatpants boutique in Juneau

The Landfill   February 28, 2021

In the aftermath of a bizarre floor speech from Representative Zack Fields (D – Anchorage), in which he wished Representative Sara Rasmussen (R –…

Senator Reinbold proposes massive funding increase to Alaska Marine Highway

The Landfill   December 17, 2020

In a surprising move, Eagle River Republican Senator Lora Reinbold introduced a bill to increase funding for the Alaska Marine Highway by 3,000%. According…

Alaska Republicans hold socially distanced game night fundraiser

The Landfill   October 5, 2020

With the general election less than a month away, Alaska Republicans held a raucous socially distanced game night fundraiser on the Kenai Peninsula to…

White Alaska Young Democrats quit group to make room for marginalized members

The Landfill   September 14, 2020

In a surprising move, all white and white-passing members of the Alaska Young Democrats (AYD) resigned from the group en-masse last week. As one…

Pravda awards Suzanne Downing ‘Excellence in Journalism’ award

The Landfill   August 4, 2020

For the first time since its inception in 1912, Russia’s state-owned newspaper Pravda has awarded an American, Suzanne Downing, their coveted Excellence in Journalism…

Surviving Anchorage

The Landfill   May 1, 2020

You may have recently seen a video from the Anchorage Downtown Partnership titled "We Are Downtown." We thought it was an awesome video but...

ASRC reduces workforce to preserve multi-million dollar executive compensation

The Landfill   April 16, 2020

Facing the economic impacts of the COVID-19 pandemic, Arctic Slope Regional Corporation (ASRC) recently announced a series of massive layoffs in order to preserve…

Senator Micciche pledges one year supply of alcohol for legislature if they pass SB 52

The Landfill   March 27, 2020

In a daring last minute move, Senator Peter Micciche (R – Soldotna) has pledged a one year supply of alcohol to all members of…

House Republicans unveil new fiscal plan: pray for high oil prices

The Landfill   March 23, 2020

Following a crash in oil prices and the collapse of the stock market, House Republicans have unveiled a new fiscal plan: pray for high…

Legislative aide fired for only washing hands for 19 seconds

The Landfill   March 6, 2020

Amid growing concern in the Capitol about the spread of the novel coronavirus, known as COVID-19, a legislative aide has been dismissed for only…

Senator von Imhof introduces bill to make Alaskans pay back past dividends

The Landfill   March 4, 2020

In a surprise move, Senator Natasha von Imhof (R – Anchorage) introduced a bill that would require Alaskans to pay back past dividends to…
Page 1 of 2
1 2