Anchorage Assembly proposes renaming landfill after Don Young
December 28, 2023
After furious backlash over their decision not to rename the Port of Alaska the Don Young Port of Anchorage, several members of the Anchorage…
The Landfill - Humor, Satire, and Parody
Alaska Landmine content creators vote to unionize
The Landfill September 12, 2024
On Thursday, Alaska Landmine content creators Paxson Woelber and Scott Jensen announced that they had voted to unionize and would soon initiate a collective bargaining process with Alaska Landmine editor-in-chief Jeff Landfield. The announcement comes on the heels of a similar announcement by the staff of the Anchorage Daily News.
“Our demands are simple,” said…
Mary Peltola undecided if she will vote for herself in upcoming U.S. House election
The Landfill
July 24, 2024
DOJ charges Anchorage men for smuggling PEZ candies and Pogs to North Korea
The Landfill
June 26, 2024
Anchorage Assembly passes ordinance for designated bicycle chop shops
The Landfill July 14, 2023
Immediately after passing an ordinance adding bicycle lanes to several local streets, the Anchorage Assembly passed a second ordinance designating three “sanctioned bicycle chop…
Governor Dunleavy and Alaska Legislature send letter to Vladimir Putin requesting expanded European invasion
The Landfill March 27, 2023
According to a letter leaked to the Alaska Landmine, Governor Mike Dunleavy (R – Alaska) and all all but one member of the Alaska…
Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson declares December “ski or sled to work month”
The Landfill December 16, 2022
At a sparsely-attended press conference on the Park Strip, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson announced that his office had declared December “ski or sled to…
Girdwood Board of Supervisors institutes caste system for residents and workers
The Landfill December 8, 2022
After months of contentious public debate about the proposed Holtan Hills housing development, the Girdwood Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to create a caste…
Joe Gerace announces new position at Gerace University following departure from Anchorage Health Department
The Landfill August 24, 2022
Earlier this month, Anchorage Health Department Director Joe Gerace resigned his post following a string of allegations that Gerace had fabricated…
Mayor Bronson issues executive order allowing him to dismiss Assembly
The Landfill August 6, 2022
In an unprecedented move, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson issued an executive order Saturday empowering him to dismiss sitting members of the Anchorage Assembly. Bronson’s…
Nick Begich pays tearful homage to his “friend and hero Don Young”
The Landfill April 18, 2022
In a press conference Monday, Nick Begich tearfully remembered his “great friend and hero Don Young.” Begich, who co-chaired Young’s 2020 campaign, effusively praised…
Mayor Bronson appoints Dustin Darden head of Anchorage water utility
the Landfill December 15, 2021
In a surprising move earlier today, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson announced the appointment of 16-time failed candidate Dustin Darden to head Anchorage Water and…
From Russia, with love (and China and Saudi Arabia)
Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Mohammed bin Salman November 6, 2021
Dear President Joe Biden:
As your fellow world leaders, we apologize for not writing sooner to congratulate you on your record-setting victory last November and…
Alaska Landmine to launch new Landmine Health section
The Landfill August 5, 2021
The Alaska Landmine is excited to announce the launch of a new section called Landmine Health. The section will focus on educating readers on…
Senate Rules Committee introduces bill to change Sen. Lora Reinbold’s name to Karen Reinbold
The Landfill April 23, 2021
The Senate Rules Committee has introduced a bill to officially change Senator Lora Reinbold’s (R – Eagle River) name to Karen Reinbold. Senator Gary…
Zack Fields to open fair trade, organic women’s sweatpants boutique in Juneau
The Landfill February 28, 2021
In the aftermath of a bizarre floor speech from Representative Zack Fields (D – Anchorage), in which he wished Representative Sara Rasmussen (R –…
Senator Reinbold proposes massive funding increase to Alaska Marine Highway
The Landfill December 17, 2020
In a surprising move, Eagle River Republican Senator Lora Reinbold introduced a bill to increase funding for the Alaska Marine Highway by 3,000%. According…
Alaska Republicans hold socially distanced game night fundraiser
The Landfill October 5, 2020
With the general election less than a month away, Alaska Republicans held a raucous socially distanced game night fundraiser on the Kenai Peninsula to…