Alaska Landmine content creators vote to unionize
September 12, 2024
On Thursday, Alaska Landmine content creators Paxson Woelber and Scott Jensen announced that they had voted to unionize and would soon initiate…
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Alaska Democratic Party selects Suzanne Downing as 2026 Citizen of the Year
Senators Mike Cronk and Rob Yundt May 1, 2026
At the Alaska Democratic Party’s recent convention in Cordova, Suzanne Downing was unanimously selected as Citizen of the Year due to her tireless work on behalf of Democrats statewide.
“Suzanne has single-handedly attacked more sitting Republican legislators in the last three months than the Alaska Democratic Party has been able to do in the last five years,” said party chairman…
Sen. Claman blocking age of consent law to ‘protect MILFs and Cougars,’ office claims
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April 18, 2026
Trump and Putin to hold historic Alaska summit at the Driftwood hotel in Juneau
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August 9, 2025
Legislative staffer Ryan McKee abruptly decides to leave country and “find himself”
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February 14, 2025
Mary Peltola undecided if she will vote for herself in upcoming U.S. House election
The Landfill July 24, 2024
Yesterday, Representative Mary Peltola (D – Alaska) shocked Democratic supporters when she declined to endorse presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris, saying she was…
DOJ charges Anchorage men for smuggling PEZ candies and Pogs to North Korea
The Landfill June 26, 2024
Two South Korean-born American citizens have been charged by the Department of Justice for attempting to smuggle PEZ candies and Pogs to…
Senator Sullivan blasts NASA for allegedly removing American flag on moon
The Landfill May 29, 2024
On Sunday, U.S. Senator Dan Sullivan (R- Alaska) excoriated NASA for allegedly ordering astronauts to return to the moon to remove the American flag….
Anchorage Museum announces new progressive admissions pricing system based on race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, and national origin
The Landfill January 6, 2024
Last week, the Anchorage Museum announced that the price of admission would be based on a visitor’s racial self-identification, with visitors…
Anchorage Assembly proposes renaming landfill after Don Young
The Landfill December 28, 2023
After furious backlash over their decision not to rename the Port of Alaska the Don Young Port of Anchorage, several members of the Anchorage…
Anchorage Assembly passes ordinance for designated bicycle chop shops
The Landfill July 14, 2023
Immediately after passing an ordinance adding bicycle lanes to several local streets, the Anchorage Assembly passed a second ordinance designating three “sanctioned bicycle chop…
Governor Dunleavy and Alaska Legislature send letter to Vladimir Putin requesting expanded European invasion
The Landfill March 27, 2023
According to a letter leaked to the Alaska Landmine, Governor Mike Dunleavy (R – Alaska) and all all but one member of the Alaska…
Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson declares December “ski or sled to work month”
The Landfill December 16, 2022
At a sparsely-attended press conference on the Park Strip, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson announced that his office had declared December “ski or sled to…
Girdwood Board of Supervisors institutes caste system for residents and workers
The Landfill December 8, 2022
After months of contentious public debate about the proposed Holtan Hills housing development, the Girdwood Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to create a caste…
Joe Gerace announces new position at Gerace University following departure from Anchorage Health Department
The Landfill August 24, 2022
Earlier this month, Anchorage Health Department Director Joe Gerace resigned his post following a string of allegations that Gerace had fabricated…
Mayor Bronson issues executive order allowing him to dismiss Assembly
The Landfill August 6, 2022
In an unprecedented move, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson issued an executive order Saturday empowering him to dismiss sitting members of the Anchorage Assembly. Bronson’s…
Nick Begich pays tearful homage to his “friend and hero Don Young”
The Landfill April 18, 2022
In a press conference Monday, Nick Begich tearfully remembered his “great friend and hero Don Young.” Begich, who co-chaired Young’s 2020 campaign, effusively praised…
Mayor Bronson appoints Dustin Darden head of Anchorage water utility
the Landfill December 15, 2021
In a surprising move earlier today, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson announced the appointment of 16-time failed candidate Dustin Darden to head Anchorage Water and…
From Russia, with love (and China and Saudi Arabia)
Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Mohammed bin Salman November 6, 2021
Dear President Joe Biden:
As your fellow world leaders, we apologize for not writing sooner to congratulate you on your record-setting victory last November and…