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DOJ charges Anchorage men for smuggling PEZ candies and Pogs to North Korea

The Landfill   June 26, 2024

Two South Korean-born American citizens have been charged by the Department of Justice for attempting to smuggle PEZ candies and Pogs to North Korea. In a sweeping indictment, the U.S. Attorney for Alaska charged the two men with two dozen crimes ranging from smuggling to money laundering to sanctions evasion. The two men now face over 100…

Governor Dunleavy and Alaska Legislature send letter to Vladimir Putin requesting expanded European invasion

The Landfill   March 27, 2023

According to a letter leaked to the Alaska Landmine, Governor Mike Dunleavy (R – Alaska) and all all but one member of the Alaska…

Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson declares December “ski or sled to work month”

The Landfill   December 16, 2022

At a sparsely-attended press conference on the Park Strip, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson announced that his office had declared December “ski or sled to…

Girdwood Board of Supervisors institutes caste system for residents and workers

The Landfill   December 8, 2022

After months of contentious public debate about the proposed Holtan Hills housing development, the Girdwood Board of Supervisors voted unanimously to create a caste…

Joe Gerace announces new position at Gerace University following departure from Anchorage Health Department

The Landfill   August 24, 2022

Earlier this month, Anchorage Health Department Director Joe Gerace resigned his post following a string of allegations that Gerace had fabricated…

Mayor Bronson issues executive order allowing him to dismiss Assembly

The Landfill   August 6, 2022

In an unprecedented move, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson issued an executive order Saturday empowering him to dismiss sitting members of the Anchorage Assembly. Bronson’s…

Nick Begich pays tearful homage to his “friend and hero Don Young”

The Landfill   April 18, 2022

In a press conference Monday, Nick Begich tearfully remembered his “great friend and hero Don Young.” Begich, who co-chaired Young’s 2020 campaign, effusively praised…

Mayor Bronson appoints Dustin Darden head of Anchorage water utility

the Landfill   December 15, 2021

In a surprising move earlier today, Anchorage Mayor Dave Bronson announced the appointment of 16-time failed candidate Dustin Darden to head Anchorage Water and…

From Russia, with love (and China and Saudi Arabia)

Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Mohammed bin Salman   November 6, 2021

Dear President Joe Biden: As your fellow world leaders, we apologize for not writing sooner to congratulate you on your record-setting victory last November and…

Alaska Landmine to launch new Landmine Health section

The Landfill   August 5, 2021

The Alaska Landmine is excited to announce the launch of a new section called Landmine Health. The section will focus on educating readers on…

Senate Rules Committee introduces bill to change Sen. Lora Reinbold’s name to Karen Reinbold

The Landfill   April 23, 2021

The Senate Rules Committee has introduced a bill to officially change Senator Lora Reinbold’s (R – Eagle River) name to Karen Reinbold. Senator Gary…

Zack Fields to open fair trade, organic women’s sweatpants boutique in Juneau

The Landfill   February 28, 2021

In the aftermath of a bizarre floor speech from Representative Zack Fields (D – Anchorage), in which he wished Representative Sara Rasmussen (R –…

Senator Reinbold proposes massive funding increase to Alaska Marine Highway

The Landfill   December 17, 2020

In a surprising move, Eagle River Republican Senator Lora Reinbold introduced a bill to increase funding for the Alaska Marine Highway by 3,000%. According…

Alaska Republicans hold socially distanced game night fundraiser

The Landfill   October 5, 2020

With the general election less than a month away, Alaska Republicans held a raucous socially distanced game night fundraiser on the Kenai Peninsula to…

White Alaska Young Democrats quit group to make room for marginalized members

The Landfill   September 14, 2020

In a surprising move, all white and white-passing members of the Alaska Young Democrats (AYD) resigned from the group en-masse last week. As one…

Pravda awards Suzanne Downing ‘Excellence in Journalism’ award

The Landfill   August 4, 2020

For the first time since its inception in 1912, Russia’s state-owned newspaper Pravda has awarded an American, Suzanne Downing, their coveted Excellence in Journalism…
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