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Zack Fields to open fair trade, organic women’s sweatpants boutique in Juneau

The Landfill   February 28, 2021

In the aftermath of a bizarre floor speech from Representative Zack Fields (D – Anchorage), in which he wished Representative Sara Rasmussen (R – Anchorage) a happy birthday by saying he and his colleagues had bought her a pair of sweatpants to prevent her from causing traffic accidents, Fields announced he will be opening a women’s sweatpants boutique in…

Surviving Anchorage

The Landfill   May 1, 2020

You may have recently seen a video from the Anchorage Downtown Partnership titled "We Are Downtown." We thought it was an awesome video but...

ASRC reduces workforce to preserve multi-million dollar executive compensation

The Landfill   April 16, 2020

Facing the economic impacts of the COVID-19 pandemic, Arctic Slope Regional Corporation (ASRC) recently announced a series of massive layoffs in order to preserve…

Senator Micciche pledges one year supply of alcohol for legislature if they pass SB 52

The Landfill   March 27, 2020

In a daring last minute move, Senator Peter Micciche (R – Soldotna) has pledged a one year supply of alcohol to all members of…

House Republicans unveil new fiscal plan: pray for high oil prices

The Landfill   March 23, 2020

Following a crash in oil prices and the collapse of the stock market, House Republicans have unveiled a new fiscal plan: pray for high…

Legislative aide fired for only washing hands for 19 seconds

The Landfill   March 6, 2020

Amid growing concern in the Capitol about the spread of the novel coronavirus, known as COVID-19, a legislative aide has been dismissed for only…

Senator von Imhof introduces bill to make Alaskans pay back past dividends

The Landfill   March 4, 2020

In a surprise move, Senator Natasha von Imhof (R – Anchorage) introduced a bill that would require Alaskans to pay back past dividends to…

Dunleavy administration finds Bill Walker responsible for Clark Penney sole source contract

The Landfill   February 27, 2020

After a rigorous “deep dive” investigation into the origins of the $441,000 sole source contract given to Clark Penney, grandson of top Dunleavy donor…

Juneau Empire hosts lightsaber tournament to determine new editor-in-chief

The Landfill   February 19, 2020

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… After the current editor-in-chief and general manager…

Recall Dunleavy “super volunteer” unmasked as Lieutenant Governor Kevin Meyer

The Landfill   February 12, 2020

The Recall Dunleavy campaign is regrouping after an internal investigation revealed that that their top volunteer was Lieutenant Governor Kevin Meyer (R – Alaska)….

State of Alaska starts selling ad space on Alaska ferries

The Landfill   December 26, 2019

Following a disappointing revenue forecast and dismal fiscal outlook, the State of Alaska announced it has begun selling advertising space on Alaska ferries. The…

Campbell Lake homeowners say they will build a wall, “make Anchorage pay for it”

The Landfill   October 30, 2019

Last month, the Alaska Landmine revealed that the State of Alaska considers Campbell Lake, long thought to be an exclusive private enclave for Anchorage’s…

In response to CIRI supporting recall, Dunleavy orders National Guard seizure of Fire Island

The Landfill   August 19, 2019

In response to the recent announcement that the Cook Inlet Region, Inc (CIRI) will support the recall effort of Governor Mike Dunleavy (R -…

House Republicans flee to Canada to escape second special session

The Landfill   July 8, 2019

In a stunning move, the 15 members of House Minority have fled to Canada to escape the second special session called by Governor Mike…

Rep. Fields leads legislators on 40 day, 40 night pilgrimage into Chugach to find “homeless promised land”

The Landfill   July 2, 2019

In a shocking move on Monday, Representative Zach Fields (D – Anchorage), announced he would lead several Democratic legislators, as well as Representative Sara…

Dr. Strangelove Juneau Parody

The Landfill   May 5, 2019

Have you seen Dr. Strangelove? Check out this parody twist with some characters from the Alaska Legislature!
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