Legislative aide fired for only washing hands for 19 seconds
March 6, 2020
Amid growing concern in the Capitol about the spread of the novel coronavirus, known as COVID-19, a legislative aide has been dismissed for only…
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Pravda awards Suzanne Downing ‘Excellence in Journalism’ award
The Landfill August 4, 2020
For the first time since its inception in 1912, Russia’s state-owned newspaper Pravda has awarded an American, Suzanne Downing, their coveted Excellence in Journalism award (Государственная Услуга). The announcement was made today from Red Square in front of the Kremlin. Aleksi Gribchenko, Pravda’s Editor-in-Chief, commented, “This was competitive year. Viktor Preobrazhensky convinced public that eight journalists critical of Kremlin…
ASRC reduces workforce to preserve multi-million dollar executive compensation
The Landfill
April 16, 2020
Senator Micciche pledges one year supply of alcohol for legislature if they pass SB 52
Jeff Landfield
March 27, 2020
Senator von Imhof introduces bill to make Alaskans pay back past dividends
The Landfill March 4, 2020
In a surprise move, Senator Natasha von Imhof (R – Anchorage) introduced a bill that would require Alaskans to pay back past dividends to…
Dunleavy administration finds Bill Walker responsible for Clark Penney sole source contract
The Landfill February 27, 2020
After a rigorous “deep dive” investigation into the origins of the $441,000 sole source contract given to Clark Penney, grandson of top Dunleavy donor…
Juneau Empire hosts lightsaber tournament to determine new editor-in-chief
The Landfill February 19, 2020
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…
After the current editor-in-chief and general manager…
Recall Dunleavy “super volunteer” unmasked as Lieutenant Governor Kevin Meyer
The Landfill February 12, 2020
The Recall Dunleavy campaign is regrouping after an internal investigation revealed that that their top volunteer was Lieutenant Governor Kevin Meyer (R – Alaska)….
State of Alaska starts selling ad space on Alaska ferries
The Landfill December 26, 2019
Following a disappointing revenue forecast and dismal fiscal outlook, the State of Alaska announced it has begun selling advertising space on Alaska ferries. The…
Campbell Lake homeowners say they will build a wall, “make Anchorage pay for it”
The Landfill October 30, 2019
Last month, the Alaska Landmine revealed that the State of Alaska considers Campbell Lake, long thought to be an exclusive private enclave for Anchorage’s…
In response to CIRI supporting recall, Dunleavy orders National Guard seizure of Fire Island
The Landfill August 19, 2019
In response to the recent announcement that the Cook Inlet Region, Inc (CIRI) will support the recall effort of Governor Mike Dunleavy (R -…
House Republicans flee to Canada to escape second special session
The Landfill July 8, 2019
In a stunning move, the 15 members of House Minority have fled to Canada to escape the second special session called by Governor Mike…
Rep. Fields leads legislators on 40 day, 40 night pilgrimage into Chugach to find “homeless promised land”
The Landfill July 2, 2019
In a shocking move on Monday, Representative Zach Fields (D – Anchorage), announced he would lead several Democratic legislators, as well as Representative Sara…
Dr. Strangelove Juneau Parody
The Landfill May 5, 2019
Have you seen Dr. Strangelove? Check out this parody twist with some characters from the Alaska Legislature!
Tammie Wilson, Colleen Sullivan-Leonard to fight in UFC style cage match
The Landfill April 24, 2019
After a tense moment in the House Finance Committee between Representative Tammie Wilson (R – North Pole) and Representative Colleen Sullivan-Leonard (R – Wasilla),…
An open letter to Governor Dunleavy
Jeff Landfield February 10, 2019
Dear Governor Michael J. Dunleavy,
I know you are busy handling the affairs of State government. I just wanted to take a moment of your…
Assemblymember Rivera goes on epic bender, wakes up Vice-Chair of Assembly
The Landfill December 27, 2018
A recent meeting of the Anchorage Assembly turned out to be the final stop in a solo pub-crawl by Assemblymember Felix Rivera.
What was supposed…
Assemblymember Dunbar attempts visit to Bush Company, ends up at Dave and Buster’s instead
The Landfill December 21, 2018
In an attempt to be more inclusive and supportive of Anchorage businesses he wouldn’t normally patronize, Assemblymember Forrest Dunbar attempted to make his first…