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Dunleavy administration finds Bill Walker responsible for Clark Penney sole source contract

After a rigorous “deep dive” investigation into the origins of the $441,000 sole source contract given to Clark Penney, grandson of top Dunleavy donor Bob Penney, the Dunleavy administration found that former Governor Bill Walker was responsible. “We consider the matter closed. If you have any further questions, please contact Bill Walker. And make sure to ask him about all the other shady contracts he gave out when he was governor.”

Clark Penney was not immediately available for comment. According to sources he’s in the United Arab Emirates looking into bringing horse racing to Alaska.

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